phobias:

"how are you single?"

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(via kid-dynomite)

With the designer medications, just another valium in the red wine.
You’re so Hollywood. You’re so Hollywood, she said.

I’m not a comedian, I’m a tasteless poet with everything to lose.

I can’t watch television or movies anymore, and can only watch sports on special occasions. I feel like I’m wasting my life when I do and I really wish I didn’t feel that way. But I think about my dead friends and what they would do with their lives if they could live them again. And they wouldn’t be watching the new Transformers movie or MTV.